your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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