i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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