I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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