I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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