hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Randomize
