in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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