You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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