Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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