it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I did not marry a roomba.
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