Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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