quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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