hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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