too bad you live with your parents still
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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