I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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