Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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