Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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