That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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