some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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