You're so nebulous sometimes
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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