I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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