Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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