She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
