I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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