NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
porn star boner night. come get it.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
