There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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