why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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