I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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