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you win
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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