After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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