On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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