found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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