HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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