covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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