I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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