Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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