so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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