If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I have tasted many bathrooms
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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