Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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