Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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