Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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