I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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