you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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