I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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