Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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