You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
