there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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