Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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