I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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