i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
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