i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
