I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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