were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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