If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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