so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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