some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
tell me about the eggs
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