Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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