On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
do herpes really smell.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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