I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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