Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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