He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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